The Only person to ever finish EVERYTHING by Friday was Robinson Crusoe...
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move
What to do if you find yourself stuck in a crack in the ground underneath a giant boulder you can't move with no hope of rescue: Consider how lucky you are that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far (which, given your curent circumstances seems more likely): Consider how lucky you are that it won't be troubling you much longer.
Sometimes I tend to get a little bit *-_..||/||:FReAKY:||\||.._-*